Things that Happen in Video Games that Would Never Happen in Real Life

1. In real life, people don't usually accidentally jump in the wrong direction. Camera angle issues in general don't affect real life people.
2. Real people never jump on someone to kill them.
3. Real life tank turrets don't rotate in stages. Battlefield 2 tanks must do this all the time because of the commander having to swing his mouse in one direction over and over.
4. Real life musicians don't compete to see who's better at that Dragon Force song. I'm just sayin'.
5. Real life soldiers don't "hump" their kills.
6. Real life people can tell what's a wall and what isn't. Only mimes have to deal with those pesky invisible ones.
7. Real life people wait until they're near the end of a clip before they reload.
8. The real life medical profession is nothing at all like Dr. Mario.
9. In a real life fistfight, there aren't really combos to memorize.
10. In real life, the main character can talk and see his own feet, unlike Gordon Freeman in Half-Life.